Bedtime

Ben was downstairs watching Stargate with Anne Marie. I told him to come upstairs to put his pajamas on, and said, "say goodnight to Anne Marie." Ben's response: "But Anne Marie isn't going to bed."

This reminds me of Ben's doctor visit a few months back. Ben was pretending to be asleep when the doctor came in, complete with fake snoring.

Doctor Coe: "Wow! You must wake the whole house."
Ben: "Houses don't sleep!"