Ben wanted ice cream, but it was almost lunch time, so I told him he could eat a sandwich and then have ice cream. He agreed, I made a delicious half sandwich, and he took it downstairs to eat. Very soon afer that I went down, too. Ben triumphantly held up his empty plate.
Mommy -Done so soon?
Ben - Yes!
Mommy - Even the crust?
Ben - Nod.
Mommy - If I check the garbage, there won't be any sandwiches in there?
Ben. Pause. Cautiously - Sorry?
Mommy, retrieving a half-eaten sandwich from garbage - You don't get to watch TV, Ben.
Ben - Ice cream?
Mommy incredulosly shakes her head no.
Ben cries/screams.
The end.
1 comment:
Ooooooh, BUSTED! This 6 years old crap is for the BIRDS!!
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